Kanye Broke Up A Pap Fight With A Hug

February 21, 2016 / Posted by:

Kanye Kardashian made another stop on his most recent publicity tour – read acting a fool tour – at LAX on Friday. Shockingly, this junket makes him look good and not like the crazy street preacher who talks about God, Jesus and love but also tells you to go fuck yourself and that you’re going to Hell. Maybe Kris Jenner is getting through to him? Or maybe she promised to fund some of his creative endeavours which make him “50 percent more influential than any other human being.

The alleged fingers in the booty ass bitch landed at LAX on Friday night and was greeted by the usual swarm of fans and photographers. Not to get sidetracked, but the swarm of people and paps that seem to always be there is such a mystery to me. I live in New York and never see shit like that at JFK. Do they live there? Are they hired by THE BIZ to keep up LA’s celeb capital appearance? Are they from central casting and this is all some meta acting on acting on acting reality warp? Anyway. Think about that!

According to TMZ, two paps got into a big ol’ brawl while waiting to get snaps of the Bootyfinger Baron. They were photographed trying to snatch each other’s camera equipment but with much less finesse than this person. Kanye was breezing and beaming through the crowd when he saw what happened and decided to Mother Teresa the fuck out that shit. The grateful pap thanked him and gave him a hug. This doesn’t smell suspect at all! This totally, definitely doesn’t bring to mind the legendary phrase, “Something in the milk ain’t clean.” (Thank you eternally, Khia.)

Speaking of hugs, here’s something to warm your heart. Kris Jenner got booed off stage while introducing Culture Club at the iHeart80s Radio concert in L.A.

And here’s Kanye leaving for what I’m sure is another stop on his whirlwind adventure to confuse and baffle:

Pics: Splash 

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