Kanye West took a break from throwing darts at his Lil’ Chatty Narcissist™ phrase wall and tweeting whatever words he landed on to catch a plane out of LAX yesterday. I’m not sure why, but it could be because he finally got a meeting with two rich investors named Scrooge McDuck and Rich Uncle Pennybags. And from what Mr. Peanut told him, they’re very interested.
While walking though the airport, TMZ asked him what he thought about Kylie Jenner’s million-dollar deal with Puma. Remember when Kanye said that the deal would never ever happen because she would never go against the family like that? Well, Kanye knows that Kanye sort of fucked up on that one. According to Kanye, his tweets couldn’t have had any influence on Kylie’s decision because he wrote them after she had signed a contract with Puma. Kanye says he “was mad for a little bit” (I wonder if he called her a “fake ass” when he found out?), but that he’s “really happy for her now.”
Kanye also told the paps at LAX that he’s ok with everyone laughing at him while he begs billionaires for money because we can “feel his energy” and know where he’ll be in the future. I wonder if Kanye’s future includes all those people who bought The Life of Pablo actually getting a finished copy of it.
“It’s like, I want the best for that person, but there’s people going through real issues out here. There’s people out of work. There’s people in debt that can’t make it out of the debt. There’s people that’s in debt that don’t have a shoe.”
“If they’re looking for a shoe, they could always check the dumpster behind my brother’s house” giggled Tay Tay.
Here’s Kanye’s sister-in-law all kleaned up for a fashion show yesterday. You know, I almost didn’t recognize her. But then I saw the contrast in color between her face and hands and everything clicked into place.