Night Crumbs
Three people who were mad about the Super Bowl halftime show showed up to an anti-Beyonce protest outside of NFL headquarters. How pathetic! That’s even less people than the audience at a Michelle Williams concert (and yes, this is coming from a trick whose favorite Child of Destiny is Michelle. Okay, actually Farrah is my favorite.) – Lainey Gossip
Oh, silly Goopy Paltrow. Doesn’t she know that quinoa is OVER? It’s all about organic gluten-free brown farro now. She should save herself more embarrassment and delete that – The Superficial
This is what it would look like if a rainbow jizzed all over Crispy Ronaldo – Towleroad
It’s Charlotte Ross, star of my favorite short-lived masterpiece of 1999 Beggars and Choosers – Just Jared
I see that Gigi Hadid has been going through JLo’s dirty laundry basket – Drunken Stepfather
No to Lydia going back to Real Housewives of Orange County. But YES to her mom joining those wax hyenas – Reality Tea
FYI: Kaley Cuoco’s publicist wants you to think she’s getting on that country dude everyone got horny over during the Grammys – Celebitchy
Reasons #4,567,999 for why Adele is the best: She let her son dress as Not Elsa from Frozen – The Berry
Contrary to everyone and their mother tweeting the news, Big Ang is not dead, but keep your prayer candles out, because she’s not doing well – Just Jared
My mom looked so much better in Hailey Baldwin’s jeans when she wore them first in 1982 – Popoholic
I think I’ve seen Blake NotSoLively’s dress before. But the last time I saw it, it was a shower curtain at Crate and Barrel – Popsugar
Julianne Hough isn’t going to be a judge on Dancing with the Has-Beens next season – SOW
I don’t know who Greyston Holt is, but that won’t keep me from looking at his bare nalgas – OMG Blog
Nina Dobrev and her dude broke up – IDLYITW
The moment when The Late Late Show turned into a Japanese game show – Pajiba
I love that Carlton Banks shit all over Scott Disick, but 98% of the tricks on DWTS are “not stars” – HuffPo
Note: The CAPTION THIS contest is taking the night off and will be back tomorrow!
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