If you looked at the name “Joy Villa” and did whatever you do when you look at the name “Rita Ora,” which is brain burp up a million question marks, you need to stop and educate yourself. We’ve already been through this! Joy Villa isn’t only a lucky trick who has a name that sounds like the name of a clothing-optional gay resort in Palm Springs. Joy Villa is also a pop rock artiste who was once on an episode of MTV’s Next. She’s basically as famous as Tori Kelly. Okay, she’s way more famous than Tori Kelly.
At last year’s Grammys, former HSOTD Joy Villa won the fashion game when she hit the carpet in a couture outfit from the Haus of Home Depot. She pretty much looked like the birthday girl at a construction-themed quinceanera. Joy Villa really outdid herself this year. She put a stunning look together using whatever was in the sale section at Party City, a black lace coffin cloth and an alien prop she bought at the going-out-of-business sale of a low-level special effects shop in North Hollywood. She put all those things together to win the Grammys red carpet for the second year in a row.
Joy Villa looks like a mostly-naked morning-shift hooker who left work early to go to a goth birthday party and on the way was abducted by aliens who imprisoned her for testing. She looks like an alien prison bride and if she keeps dressing like that, Tom Cruise is totally going to hand her a contract and ask her to be his new wife.