Kim Kardashian Isn’t Exactly Krazy About Kanye’s Recent Twitter Ranting
I totally just pictured Kim Kardashian kalling up her divorce lawyer and asking to return her latest husband. “How soon can we get me out of this husband and into a 2017 model? It’s just that he’s so much crazier than I thought.”
According to People, we can add Kim Kardashian’s name to the long list of people who are fucking done with Kanye West’s recent Twitter nonsense. A source says that Kim wants to be supportive of Kanye and doesn’t usually say shit when her husband goes on a tear about being God and whatever else the magic voices in his head are telling him. However, it sounds like ranting against Taylor Swift and begging Mark Zuckerberg for money has been the Botox needle that broke the famewhore’s back.
“What causes friction in the marriage, however, is Kanye’s compulsive tweeting. Kim can’t stand it. She is all for self-promotion, but doesn’t approve of Twitter drama.”
That says a lot, since most of the friction in their marriage used to come from Kanye trying to squeeze Kim into her rubber dresses.
And it’s not limited to just Twitter meltdowns that Kim has to deal with either. Page Six says that Kanye threw a tantrum right before his performance on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Kanye was apparently kranky because they didn’t get the look of his set right and he threatened to quit right before he was scheduled to go on. A source claims he was freaking out and saying he was “the greatest artist“. Eventually Lorne Michaels and Kim calmed him down and convinced him to stay.
Speaking of Kanye meltdown news, Kanye went on another headache-making Twitter rant earlier today. Grab the Motrin, it’s time to get stupid!
I have a friend who works really hard and makes $370 dollars a day…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Her son just got in a really good school and his textbooks are like $400 dollars each …
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
I mean, his mom has to work 2 days just to afford 1 book for her son …
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
she’s giving everything she has to make sure her son has a better future…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Steve Jobs wanted to lower the cost of textbooks…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Education puts Americans into debt before they even get a chance to get started…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
We have to lower the price of textbooks…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
I’d rather teachers got paid more and books cost less … #2020
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
To put that into perspective, if Kanye’s friend makes $370 and the average work week is still 40 hours a week, we can estimate that Kanye’s poor friend makes almost $89,000 a year. Wow, wait till Kanye meets a real poor person – that will really blow his mind.
All jokes aside, that’s going to be a real tough conversation between Kim and Kanye at the dinner table tonight. “Listen Kanye, I don’t know what a book is, but you need to either get them to sign a release form for a future appearance on KUWTK or knock it off!”
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