Kanye West Wants Mark Zuckerberg To Give Him $1 Billion

February 15, 2016 / Posted by:

And this goes without typing, but your thoughts about Kanye West’s latest Twitter rant of insanity are best expressed through the face that North West is making in that picture. (Side note: She’s probably really making that face because she can’t with her parents making her wear another jacket made out of Fizzgig’s slaughtered relatives.)

Ever since Kanye West has started promoting his new album, his Twitter page has really, really turned into “shit a schizophrenic homeless man screams about on a NYC subway train during rush hour on a Monday morning.” It’s always kind of been like that, but Kanye has taken it to new levels of crazy. Kanye klaimed on Twitter that he’s as broke as Pimp Mama Kris’ sense of dignity, because being the greatest artiste of all-time has put him in debt by as much as $53 million. And last night, he went on an insane Twitter rant that made us all say, “Hmmm, I didn’t know that Tila Tequila was Kanye West’s ghost tweeter.

Kanye wants Mark Zuckerberg and all of the other tech richies in Silicone Valley to stop building schools in Africa and give him $1 billion to make art because he’s our modern day Walt Disney or something. Who cares about the needy children in Africa! What the world really needs is more leather jogging pants and overpriced ugly sneakers! At first I thought that Kanye panhandling on the Internet was PMK’s influence at work, but even she is more subtle with her schemes. Many of Kanye’s brain-melting tweets are after the cut. Part of me thinks he’s got a PhD in grand master trolling and is putting it to good use. The other part of me thinks that being locked up with those Kartrashians has made whatever is left of his sanity slide into a dark, scary place that strangely enough looks a lot like the space between Kim Kartrashian’s ass cheeks.

I did shake my head and think to myself, “I don’t really know what he means, but he’s right,” while reading the tweet about how bars are worth more than money. But the rest is just……. and the last one just goes too, too far. Kanye suggesting that we call women “brah” is a cry for a code 5150. Where art thou Daddy Spears?

And while Kanye may have had a mental breakdown on Twitter, his day-shift Muppet hooker-looking wife was out working the ho stroll in NYC:

Pics: Splash

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