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February 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Cindy Crawford as Slutty George Washington!

It’s President’s Day in the US and I’m sure many of you are celebrating George Washington’s born day by buying 20 percent off towels on Macy’s website in between sleeping off the hangover you got from partying (read: crying yourself to sleep) with your soulmate (read: a bottle of Tito’s) on Valentine’s Day night. Yes, I just described my VD night in detail. While cuddling with my soulmate (read: drying my tears on a half-empty bottle of Tito’s while spooning with it under the covers) last night, I remembered that today was President’s Day. And since my mind is pretty much always stuck in the 80s and 90s, when I think about George Washington, I think about Cindy Crawford wearing his favorite summertime outfit (a waistcoat, breeches and a ruffled, satin crop top) on the cover of George magazine.

As most of us know, George magazine was John F. Kennedy Jr.’s attempt to make politics ~cool~ and ~young~. Its first issue came out in September 1995 and after JFK Jr.’s death in 1999, it went on without him but eventually stopped publishing in 2001. Cindy Crawford as Georgina Washington was on the first cover and I remember it being a big deal. A naked Kate Moss as Eve, Drew Barrymore as JFK Jr.’s daddy’s side boo Marilyn Monroe and Claudia Schiffer in nothing but a Clinton/Gore sash were also on the cover of George, but Cindy’s ass is the most memorable one. Oh, the 90s were a simpler time when the sight of Cindy Crawford as a sexy Washington got a lot of attention. If George was still around today, this month’s cover would probably feature Kylie Jenner dressed up as a slutty cherry tree and Tyga (in George Washington drag) trying to chop her down with his peen disguised as an axe.

On that note, Happy President’s Day, everyone!

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