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February 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Breakfast Club!

Every morning before sunrise when Madonna gets into her coffin to sleep, she lets out a breath of regret, because she still can’t believe that she left the band Breakfast Club before they really hit it big with the song of 1987 “Right On Track.” It was the biggest mistake of her life and imagine what her career could’ve been if she stuck with them.

Breakfast Club was a band from NYC that was born in 1979 and lasted until the early 90s. Madge was the drummer of it (and she dated the lead singer) for a minute in the early 80s and she quit that bitch to join a different band. They had a few singles and their one album came out in 1987. Wikipedia says that they recorded a second album but they never put it out. They’re apparently planning to put it out this year.

“Right On Track” was their only hit. I’m a shitty child of the late 80s, because I don’t have “Right On Track” in my iTunes playlist named All-Time Classics. But my ears were filled with pop nostalgia the other day when a liquor store I was in played it. The only thing more perfect than the song was the video, which is pretty much what a barf puddle from the late 80s would look like. It looks like it was shot on a bootleg Pee-wee’s Playhouse set and it has a chorus of singing chickens in it. What more could you want? They were also ahead of their time fashion-wise because they dressed like Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon long before Benny & Joon was made.

But more importantly, Breakfast Club will be treated like VIPs when they get to heaven because they put pink Earth angel Angelyne in their video. They are automatically saints for that reason alone.

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