Well, Caitlyn Jenner does need the money. I mean, she obviously can’t afford clothes and has to steal outfits off of the dead corpses of homeless zombies on Skid Row. How dreadful. But what’s really dreadful is that outfit that makes Caitlyn look like she had a Chico’s kind of day that ended with her getting attacked by rabid hyenas was “designed” by Kanye West so it probably cost more than Lil’ Kim’s last face.
Seen above with the living and breathing Mattel Little Pretty Kitty toy named Lil’ Kim at the Yeezy season 3 show, Caitlyn Jenner has filed the latest lawsuit in the crash on PCH that left a woman dead. TMZ says that Caitlyn has filed a cross-complaint against Jessica Steindorff who was driving the Prius in front of her. If you’re like me, you probably know the details of this car crash better than you know the details of your own damn birth. But if you don’t, what happened was that Caitlyn’s SUV hit a white Lexus in front of her causing the car to shoot into the next lane where it was hit by an oncoming Hummer. The driver of the Lexus, Kim Howe, died. As Kim’s car went into the next lane, Caitlyn’s SUV hit the Prius that was in front of the Lexus.
Caitlyn was sued by Kim Howe’s stepchildren, the family in the Hummer and Jessica Steindorff. The family in the Hummer is also suing Kim Howe’s estate. Caitlyn has since settled with Kim Howe’s stepchildren and Jessica Steindorff. Caitlyn is suing Jessica, because she thinks that Jessica is partly responsible. If Caitlyn ends up settling with the family in the Hummer (which she probably will), she wants Jessica to pay part of the settlement. via TMZ
Our sources say the basis for the alleged negligence on Steindorff’s part is that she was sitting at the light after it turned green because she had been inattentive.
According to Jessica’s attorney, Robert Simon, “It’s unfortunate that she continues to not take responsibility for a crash she clearly caused.”
So let’s see, the family in the Hummer sued Kim Howe’s estate and Caitlyn Jenner. The woman in the Prius and Kim Howe’s stepchildren sued Caitlyn Jenner. Now Caitlyn Jenner is suing the woman in the Prius. I still don’t think enough lawsuits have come out of this. I’m sure there will be more and it’s only a matter of time before Caitlyn sues Kim Howe’s ghost, the maker of traffic lights, the color green and the estate of Karl Benz, because if he never helped invent the automobile, the accident would’ve never happened.
And here’s Caitlyn wearing one of Kummy Kakes’ hand-me-downs while getting coffee in NYC on Wednesday.