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February 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Bravo put out the first trailer for The Real Housewives of Dallas. My first thought about the trailer was: Err, are they sure this is Dallas, Texas?¬†Because why aren’t they wearing diamonds with jeans and a fur coat?¬†And why isn’t their hair touching the clouds and the people around them choking on the perfume and hairspray fumes wafting off of them? Harpo, who dis Dallas, because I don’t recognize it! – Reality Tea

There’s another Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer because the other 5,678 weren’t enough –¬†Lainey Gossip

LeAnn Rimes’ ex-husband sounds whiny and really annoying. It’s surprising that those two peas in a pod didn’t work out – Celebitchy

Dakota Johnson takes dead eyes to a whole new dead level in Marie Claire Drunken Stepfather

Why did I think that was Rob Kartrashian’s ass for a second? – The Superficial¬†

And now for an elegant palate cleanser brought to you by the freshly bloomed iris that is Frenchy Morgan from Rock of Love 2WWTDD

Ashley Benson is still talking about how she’s considered a real tub-of-lard in Hollywood – IDLYITW

Please tell me these dudes are really shooting a Power Rangers gay porn parody РTowleroad

Bitch, will you please stop talking so we can go and get DRUNK” is probably what¬†one of my favorite drunk messes Laura Jeanne Poon is thinking in this picture – Popsugar

Brittany from Glee had another baby – Just Jared

Germany’s finest rose served up some Valentine’s Day on LSD sophistication – Hollywood Tuna

The National Enquirer is ALWAYS right and so therefore Pimp Mama Kris should be sent to Death Row for this! – Starcasm

Did Dario Argento put together the House of Cards season 4 trailer? РPajiba

After this day I really needed some hot pieces in towels РThe Berry 

James Franco worked those man titties on Instagram – OMG Blog

Julianne Hough walked while holding her phone. You better keep defibrillator pads nearby because these riveting pictures may stop your heart РPopoholic

Pic: Bravo

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