Night Crumbs
The new trailer for that High-Rise movie has an almost naked Tom Hiddleston in it. I’m assuming the prop department knew how crazy the Hiddlestoners can get and destroyed his dick-covering cloth. Because I didn’t see anything in the news about how a Hiddlestoner stole it from a warehouse and married it in a beautiful ceremony – Lainey Gossip
You already knew this, but Johnny Depp confirmed that he passed his cheese stick of a peen to Amber Heard while he was still with Gappy – Celebitchy
Nicole Kidman’s nipples don’t look like tiny icicles here, so this is obviously the work of CGI magic – The Nip Slip
Lisa Rinna and Yolanda Foster had a Twitter fight, because for every Twitter fight they have, Andy Cohen slides a stack of money their way – Reality Tea
I see that Katie Holmes is a 100% human again and no longer has Scientology microchips in her brain – The Superficial
Goopy Paltrow and her self-proclaimed butt of a 22-year-old stripper did a photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather
Carmen Electra is so 2006 looking and I love it – Hollywood Tuna
Lana Del Rey’s new video makes it look like being in a 70s cult was really, really boring – OMG Blog
Try not to look too shocked when it’s announced that James Franco will star in, write, direct, produce, do the music, do the costumes and be the main fluffer on the Tom of Finland biopic – Towleroad
Kaley Cuoco’s Givenchy slide sandals probably cost a week’s worth of my rent. Trick should be saving money for her next divorce settlement and made her own by writing the name “Givenchy” in Wite-Out on a pair of $1 slide sandals from the 99 Cent Store. They probably would’ve looked hotter too – IDLYITW
FYI: Alison Brie probably didn’t wear chonies to the How To Be Single premiere in London – Popoholic
Kanye West changed the name of his album to The Life Of Pablo and I’m guessing that Pablo is what he calls his booty hole – Just Jared
Sharon Stone was once a lucky bitch who got to ride the Silver Spoons train – SOW
Um, can I just buy all the tiles that Joan Collins’ feet touched? – Jezebel
Sorry parents of little kids, but soon they’ll be splitting your nerves even more by begging you to take them to Frozen on Broadway – HuffPo
Ryan Reynolds’ PR team got him another People Magazine title that means shit – Popsugar