The world nearly turned inside/out with shock over the weekend when The Sun posted pictures of a 15-year-old rich kid of famous parents smoking the good shit with his friends at a skate park in London. I joked that the Dark Priestess of the Illuminati probably set that ESCANDALOSO paparazzi moment up to show the world that Guy Ritchie lets their son Rocco Ritchie do whatever the hell he wants. Well, TMZ says that Madonna is afraid that Rocco is spending his days getting stoned and living without any rules, so she’s hired a private investigator to follow him around. Um, I don’t know if Madge hired the right private investigator, because what in the hell kind of private investigator gets found out by TMZ? Detective La Toya would never.
Rocco may be saying to his friends, “Damn, this shit is really strong, because that tree over there is walking and taking pictures of me,” while smoking weed in the park with his friends. Because Madge allegedly hired a P.I. to follow him on the down low so she knows exactly what’s going on. Madge and Guy are currently fighting over custody of Rocco. Rocco wants to live with his dad in London because he thinks his mom is too controlling and strict. Guy and Madge will fight it out in a custody hearing in NYC next month. But in the meantime, she’s got a trick with a magnifying glass following her son’s every move. via TMZ
Multiple sources connected with the singer tell us, Madonna believes Guy has set no rules for 15-year-old Rocco and he’s living dangerously … not enrolled in school, hanging out in skate parks, smoking and essentially doing anything he wants.
We’re told the animosity runs deep between Madonna and Guy … she feels strongly their son needs structure and he’s unable and unwilling to provide it.
Madge should really write a parenting handbook on how to win back a teenage son who hates you. I’m not a parent (“Thank GOD” – Child Services), but now I know that the quickest and best way to get your teenage kid to like you again is to call their dad a cunt in public and hire someone to follow them. Thanks, Madge! But really, I don’t even think that Madge is mad about Rocco smoking heaven’s flower. She’s probably just mad that she didn’t get to prove once again that she’s a ~cool mom~ by posting a picture on Instagram of him taking a hit from a joint next to the caption #DisBitchBeLitYo!
Pic: All About Madonna