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February 9, 2016 / Posted by:

The Star Wars dildos that Target claims aren’t really supposed to be dildos. 

Before Star Wars: The Force Awakens came out, Disney’s marketing team must’ve taken a crash course in next level whoring from Pimp Mama Kris at the Learning Annex, because they put those Star Wars bitches on absolutely everything. There were Star Wars oranges. There was Star Wars makeup. And Disney even went all the way to the dark side with Star Wars CROCS! At one point, I think even my shits were shaped like Yoda’s head. Disney is that good. So it wouldn’t be surprising if they really made sure that Star Wars was everywhere including your genitals.

A woman in Indiana was shopping at Target the other day when she came across (pun not intended) what looked like Star Wars dildos. Star Whores: Your Holes Awaken. They’re supposed to be Star Wars pool toys. Uh huh, more like poon toys. She joked about it on Facebook, her post was picked up by a bunch of sites and Target had to release a statement telling everyone that their merchandising people are looking at it:

Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.

And just like that, thousands of coochies and b-holes applied to be a part of Target’s merchandising team. But really, this is some Star Wars merchandise I can finally get behind (that pun was intended). I’d rather Disney put out a light saber dildo, but I’ll gladly take a Stormtrooper dick. And that Adam Driver one (I don’t know his character name and don’t make me Goole it) even comes hooded for extra pleasure:

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May the force be in you!

Pics: Disney, Pajiba

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