Blind Item: Which Incredibly Famous Woman Is Liam Neeson Dating?

February 9, 2016 / Posted by:

Tall piece of Irish hotness Liam Neeson did an interview with The Irish Independent to promote a TV documentary he narrates and the subject of whose sugar walls are getting mashed by his long banger came up. It’s been 6 years since Liam Neeson lost his wife Natasha Richardson and he understandably says that it’s still a really sore subject and the grief will always be there. But Liam got happier while talking about Valentine’s Day and his new piece. No, the interviewer didn’t ask Liam about Valentine’s Day right after talking about him losing his wife. They had tact and talked about other stuff in between. I think.

But anyway, Liam was asked about his Valentine’s Day plans and also asked if he’s regularly blowing out the same coochie with his Irish ham sub sandwich peen. Liam said that he’s dating an incredibly famous woman.

“I’ll send out a few bunches of flowers to various people and I usually just say ‘from an Irish admirer’.” Is he involved with anyone? “Yes, but I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous. I’ll have to do my best for her. It’s amazing how far a simple bunch of freshly picked flowers will go in a lady’s life, I find.”

There’s not many people I’d call “incredibly famous,” so that easily narrows it down to these 10 women who are more famous than famous.

Betty White
Joan Collins
The Snapple Lady
Shauna Sand
Charo
Angelyne
Grace Jones
Bai Ling
La Toya Jackson
The Roses Lady of West Hollywood

But seriously, there is an easy way to figure out who Liam Neeson’s incredibly famous girlfriend is. All we have to do is keep our eyes open for a famous lady who walks bow-legged, has to constantly hold onto her crotch to keep her vagina from falling out and has a hunchback because a big Irish dick broke her spine. I mean, we all have that GIF of Liam’s swinging crotch vine saved onto our desktops forever. Since it is a NSFW classic and never gets old I’ve thrown it up after the cut.

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And really, there’s only one famous trick in the world I’d describe as being “incredibly famous” and that is Phoebe Price of course. So yeah, Liam is totally banging his Irish sausage on Chicken Cutlets. Duh! That should’ve been my only guess. And here’s the incredibly famous woman with her “incredibly famous but not as incredibly famous as her” pap stroll friend Ana Braga.

Pics: Wenn.com

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