If you celebrate Chinese New Year, the only way to celebrate it is by posing for the paps in front of the Beverly Hills Hotel while only wearing stuffed toys of this year’s zodiac sign on your cooch and nipple knobs. The pride of China, Bai Ling, knows this, so she partook in one of the oldest Chinese New Year’s traditions by serving up almost-naked hotness on the street for the paparazzi she called.
In case you couldn’t tell by the fact that Bai Ling’s got a Lisa Frank monkey pressed against her poon, it is the Year of the Monkey. The Telegraph says this about those of you who were born in the Year of the Monkey:
People born in the Year of the Monkey are characterised as lively, quick-witted, curious, innovative and mischievous, but it is also believed to be one of the most unlucky years in the Chinese calendar.
The general image of people in this zodiac sign is of always being smart, clever and intelligent, especially in their career and wealth.
The Year of the Monkey is one of the most unlucky years?! Maybe that was true for past years, but not this year. This year is starting off right thanks to Bai Ling wearing a beautiful stuffed pink monkey bikini on the streets. I’m actually jealous of people born in the Year of the Monkey. Because I wish Bai Ling was holding my zodiac sign against her cooze for attention. Well, Bai Ling’s got a whole lot of attention whore life in her, so I’m sure she’ll wear my zodiac sign as a pussy patch eventually.
Happy Chinese New Year, everyone!