Night Crumbs
Hayden Panettiere and her Tupperware punch bowl tits did their best Christina Aguilera circa Lady Marmalade impersonation on that Lip Sync Battle show. Well, Hayden looks like Cousin Itt is viciously attacking her head after she barely just survived a make-up factory explosion, so I say she nailed the look! – The Superficial
Bitch Got Booed: The Tom Brady at the Super Bowl Edition – Celebitchy
Greedy fame whore Teresa Giudice really wants you to think that she actually turned down a paying job that involved lots of cameras and attention – Reality Tea
Gigi Hadid got naked for Vogue Paris – Drunken Stepfather
AnnaLynne MccCord’s nipples came out to support Wendy’s at the Super Bowl – The Nip Slip
Modeling Is Really, Really Hard, You Guys by Adriana Lima – Hollywood Tuna
“Fuck this shit, I’m not even going to change out of my pajamas for this low-level crap” thought Alicia Vikander before getting ready to go to the Santa Barbara Film Festival – Popoholic
On-and-off-again fuck buddies Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas probably fucked again this past weekend – Popoholic
Are you in the mood to feel your sex parts shrivel up and fall off? Just picture Ted Cruz singing show tunes to his wife before a debate – Towleroad
Goldie Hawn is making her triumphant return to cinema and sadly it’s not for a sequel to Overboard – Jezebel
Panty Creamer of the Day: Tom Hardy’s nalgas and pixelated peen – OMG Blog
St. Angie Jolie got three new back tattoos and who knows what they mean, but I’m sure we’ll find out when the Bible is updated to include a new chapter about them – Popsugar
The Good Wife is ending – SOW
Emma Watson’s new piece is a hot nerd – Just Jared
Okay, but where is Baby Chanel’s tiny waist trainer? It’s never too early to crush your organs for the sake of beauty! – HuffPo
Note: Apologies for not putting out my normal amount of posts today. I had to go to the doctor and you know how long the free clinic keeps you waiting. Last week, I promised that the Hot Slut of the Month winner would be announced today. I’ll announce them tomorrow. I’m still in denial about who the winner is, so I need a little more time to swallow that hurtful fact.