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February 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Annabel Bowlen, the exquisite Botox orchid who is the stunning face of the Denver Broncos!

I guess Sherri Ann Ward Cabot from Best In Show sadly broke up with her lesbian, poodle-loving soulmate Christy Cummings and moved to Canada where she met Pat Bowlen, married him and came back to the US where she later became the Juvederm-filled and Wet ‘N Wild frosted heart of the Denver Broncos.

The Bowlen family is the majority owner of the Denver Broncos, and Pat Bowlen used to be the CEO and main face of the team, but he’s got Alzheimer’s in a bad way now, so his gorgeous wife Annabel Bowlen has graciously taken that role. Pat and Anna reportedly first met in Canada where she was working as a grade school teacher and figure skating trainer. But she gave that all up to be the Queen of the Broncos!

After the Broncos won that boring ass Super Bowl game last night, Queen Annabel took her place at the top of the pedestal and addressed her loyal subjects. That Super Bowl trophy must be made of the most indestructible material in the world, because I can’t believe it didn’t melt from being so close to the rays of white hot glamour shooting off of Annabel Bowlen. Annabel Bowlen looked like a melting Team America puppet who is the southeast’s #1 Mary Kay salesperson. She also looked like a Christian TV morning host. In other words, she’s perfect. But of course, the beauty haters came for her and made fun of her for “forgetting” the name of the team she owns during her victory speech.

No, Annabel did not forget the name of the Broncos. Annabel was doing a dramatic pause for effect AND she also thought she’d give the peasants a few extra seconds of basking in her beauty. A saint, she is!

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