Over the weekend, The Sun posted pictures of 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie smoking a “suspicious-looking cigarette” (which is lawyer of a tabloid talk for “joint“) with friends in London and it’s all pretty surprising and shocking. I mean, a 15-year-old smoking weed. I thought that many 15-year-olds, especially rich ones, nowadays don’t mess with weed, because it’s amateur shit and they have already moved on to getting high by sticking tampons soaked in liquid meth up their butts. Rocco must be a late bloomer…
But seriously, an “onlooker” tells The Sun that Rocco and his friends were hanging around London’s South Bank for over an hour and they passed the time by sharing a cigarette. How very Lourdes of Rocco. The source says that the rollie smelled like “cannabis” but it could’ve been tobacco. The “onlooker” (aka the pap who took the pictures) spilled out this stream of SCANDAL juice:
“It looked very much like cannabis, though I suppose it could have just been nor- mal tobacco. At one point it looked like they were burning resin into the cigarette, which was wrapped with liquorice-style paper.”
As everyone knows, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are currently fighting over custody of Rocco. Rocco wants to live with his dad permanently because he’s sick of his mom’s strict ways. A source tells People that Madge has been trying to get Rocco to come live with her again because she was afraid of shit like this happening.
“This is exactly what Madonna has been afraid of. Rocco still isn’t back in school – and now this. He is just a rebellious teenager, but he needs guidance and direction from his father.”
Madge and Guy Ritchie were supposed to battle over custody of Rocco in court last week, but the hearing was moved to March because of her touring schedule. Rocco will stay with his dad in London for now.
Madge supposedly thinks that Guy is brainwashing Rocco against her. So maybe Madge wanted to show Guy that she can easily beat him at his own shady game. Maybe Madge left Rocco a voicemail message and in that voicemail message was a subliminal note that told him to go to the South Bank and smoke a joint in front of everyone. That way Madge could get the paps to take a picture of him and she could use those pictures in court to prove that Guy is a shitty parent who lets his teenage son smoke ILLICIT DRUGS in public! I bet Guy will never underestimate Madge’s Illuminati powers of hypnotism again.
And here’s Guy and his wife Jacqui Ainsley at some fancy event last week.