Hot Slut Of The Day!
The flying pink dildo that was thrown at a New Zealand politician during a press conference.
If you asked me something about American politics, there’s a good chance that my brain would go to sleep and the flying toaster screensaver would play in my head. (Yes, my brain’s screensaver is still the flying toaster. I haven’t updated its software since the 90s.) If you asked me something about New Zealand politics, my brain would fall asleep even faster, but before it did, I’d slobber out the words, “Er, isn’t Lucy Lawless their president or something?” So of course, I know nothing about this Steven Joyce politician dude and his politics. But apparently, a Kiwi nurse knows all about him and she let him know her feelings when she threw a dildo at his face during a press conference. Oh, in the US, our protesters throw shoes and tomatoes. In New Zealand, their protesters throw dildos. In the US, a dildo is our GOP presidential frontrunner. In New Zealand, their politicians get showered with dildos. What a beautiful place.
ONE News says that Steven Joyce is the country’s Economic Development Minister and the dildo thrower, Josie Butler, is angry about the controversial Trans Pacific Partnership Agreement. Josie has protested against that shit before and during a press conference in Waitangi today, she took it the next level by dick-slapping Steven Joyce’s mug before screaming, “That’s for raping our sovereignty!” She was taken away by security guards and was later released without getting charged with anything. If dildo throwing was an Olympic sport, Josie Butler would have won dozens of gold medals for her country, because chick’s aim is spot-on.
Steven Joyce later laughed about getting a dildo to the face.
“Fair to say I don’t think those sorts of things happen everyday. We actually thought it was a little bit humorous at the end of it all … new experiences in politics everyday, it’s the privilege of serving.”
If I ever completely lose my mind and decide to get into politics, I’m going to try to become a politician in New Zealand. The job comes with free dildos!
And really, I would’ve caught it with my mouth, winked at Josie and sent her a thank you note later.