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February 4, 2016 / Posted by:

George Clooney told Ellen DeGeneres the eye roll-worthy story about his 25-minute-long anti-climactic proposal to Amal Clooney. The writer who wrote that fake story for him so he could look oh-so-real on a daytime talk show should’ve made it somewhat believable. Like George Clooney’s ass cooks. We all know he has his food delivered by a drone from a chef in Italy  – Lainey Gossip 

I don’t know if I’d call Lil Wayne’s Super Bowl commercial racist. But I do know that I’d call it really damn stupid – Celebitchy

Why is Kate Hudson wearing a diaper made out of gauze? I didn’t know that Kanye West is designing for Fabletics now – Drunken Stepfather

Countess LuMann may try the marriage thing again – Reality Tea 

In case you were wondering what’s the latest dumb shit that Kanye West tweeted, here you go – The Superficial 

This supercut of St. Angie Jolie’s ACTING in that flop By The Sea is pretty much me on any night of the week – Jezebel

Nice try, Pimp Mama Kris, nice try – Starcasm

This bearded surfer in the Icelandic Glacier Water commercial is no Lucky VanousTowleroad

I was just reminded that Rose McGowan was married. But now I can forget that fact again, because she’s getting a divorce – Popsugar

Work that sloppy pile of men’s shirts, Alison Brie, work ’em! – Popoholic

Dylan Penn’s nipples look like this – The Nip Slip 

This dog isn’t stupid. Doggy knows that they’re either going to the vet or the shelter! – Hollywood Tuna 

It’s the puppehs of the Puppy Bowl! – The Berry 

Natalie Portman’s ballerino husband twirled on out of the Paris Opera Ballet and probably because he realized what’s the point of working when you’ve got a millionaire wife? – Just Jared

Mariel Hemingway’s daughter is Playboy’s first not-naked cover model – SOW

Rest in peace, Maurice White. Thank you for making songs that were the reason why some of us were made – HuffPo

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