Who Is January’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

February 3, 2016 / Posted by:

The Hot Slut of 2015 crown hasn’t even fully settled on Eugene Bostick’s award-winning head and the Hot Slut of 2015 scepter (which yes, is just a giant, long dildo) hasn’t been delivered to his house yet, and we’re already beginning the long ass journey to find the Hot Slut who will inherit his crown. The search for the hottest Hot Slut of the Hot Sluts never ends, I guess.

Our first Hot Slut of the Month competition of 2016 was almost an all 80s fight to the glamorous death until future gold medal runner Ludivine ran in and joined. Just like last year, 3 of the HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes from those of you who hit that Facebook like button. The 4th finalist is a wild card picked by me. The Facebook like button must have been broken on her post, because Joan Collins didn’t get at least 45 billions likes. So she’s my pick, because if I didn’t pick her, I’d be going against my religion. Your choices for January’s HSOTM are:

Chic jeans – The denim wonders from the 80s that turned any pair of legs into pillars of piping hot sex and any ass into a mountain of pure hotness.

Ludivine – The hound dog from Alabama who just casually won 7th place in a half-marathon without training or even trying. I’m sure she’s just going to casually strut into Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, CA on Sunday and win the Super Bowl without even touching a damn football.

Malibu Musk – The fresh scent of the 80s that made you smell like you had just ran along the beach in Malibu in a bikini (or just ran through the perfume aisle of a drugstore).

Joan Collins – God.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced on Monday, February 8th.


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