According to UsWeekly, Nick Jonas doesn’t have to flutter his eyelashes and play coy anymore when someone asks if he’s humping on Kate Hudson, because multiple sources say he’s humping on someone else now. And that someone else is hairy baldy DILF Hall of Famer Phil Collins’ 26-year-old daughter Lily. Apparently Lily and Nick have been friends for years, and they’ve been on a couple dates. Two weeks ago they went bowling (how teenage romcom of you two), and they recently got back from a ski trip together (how very teenage romcom of you two).
Even though it sounds like Nick and Lily are two cutesy Snapchats away from a picnic date in the park (that gets rained out, so they have peanut butter sandwiches in the living room instead), a source says it’s not that serious. I think that’s Kate Hudson’s cue to hop in the tub and tell her assistant to get the light meter.
“Nick’s single and having fun. Right now it’s not exclusive.”
Meanwhile, another source says that Nick “really likes Lily“, so who knows.
Because my brain has better things to worry about, like just how close to death my asshole will be if I eat that Taco Bell lasagna, I didn’t really know much about the third Jonas Brother’s love life. But I’ve learned a lot today. Like that one quick glance at Nick Jonas’ dating history tells me that Nick Jonas likes older women. Sure, Lily is only 3 years older, but older is older. And thanks to Selena Gomez, I was reminded me that Nick was once in a famous people love triangle.
With that being said, I can’t wait for the day I might get to type the words “Nick Jonas in love triangle with Betty White and Cloris Leachman.“