Tila Tequila’s Baby Father Wants Custody Of Their Kid

February 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Between wishing death upon her Twitter followers and declaring that she’s going to start a race war, self-proclaimed grandmaster troll of all trolls Tila Teqila somehow finds the time to raise an actual living and breathing human. You know, the living and breathing human she did up as Hitler. You’d think that Child Protective Services would always have an eye on Tila’s baby since they’d have a pop-up office set up in front of her house. But they don’t and the dude who made the decision to bust a raw load of baby batter up into Tila Tequila says that he’s worried about their child and wants custody.

TMZ says that eventually, Thomas Whitaker wants full physical custody of his and Tila’s 1-year-old daughter Isabella, but for now he’s going for full legal custody. He also wants to legally change his daughter’s last name from Tila’s last name Nguyen to Whitaker. On top of that, Thomas wants child support from Tila, doesn’t want her talking shit about him to Isabella and wants her to stay away from booze for at least 24 hours before she spends time with their daughter. Okay, I know this is Tila Tequila we’re talking about, but that last request is inhumane. Who expects a human to take care of a baby while sober?! Crazy.

Tila and Thomas don’t have a formal custody arrangement right now.

Thomas says that Tila isn’t mentally stable enough to take care of a baby and I guess it took him a full year to figure that out. Thomas could’ve just given the court Tila’s Twitter handle to show proof of how she’s lost it, but instead his example is that she thinks she’s God. Tila is going to have another legal issue to deal with when Kanye West shits up a lawsuit on her since the whole “I am God” thing is his schtick.

Thomas told Radar in 2014 that Tila dumped him because he’s broke and she found out that he filed for bankruptcy. Tila said on Twitter that Thomas being broke is the reason why he wants custody:

The fuck is that judge going to do?!

I mean, on one side they’ll have Thomas Whitaker telling them that Tila Tequila is too nuts to take care of a baby. On the other side, they’ll have Tila Tequila telling them that Thomas Whitaker was nuts enough to make a baby with her. That judge is either going to retire on the spot or legally emancipate baby Isabella before giving her $20, a bus pass and a pat on the back for good luck.

Pic: Instagram

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