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February 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Sticker Boy, the real winner of the Iowa Cacas!

Sticker Boy came (to the Iowa Caucus to steal the spotlight), he saw (the cameras at Hillary Clinton’s not-much-of-a-victory speech), he conquered (by going viral for a second)! Last night in Iowa, Hillary pretty much tied with Bernie Sanders and they had to break the tie by wrestling in a plastic pool full of creamed corn. Hillary won that creamed corn wrestling match and after she cleaned herself off and got out of her bikini and into her business suit, she gave a speech.

I watched CNN last night, because the Silver Fox talking about poll numbers while wearing a suit does things to me and during Hillary’s speech, there was a dude behind Ole’ Bill (who was making a weird happy face like a 9th grader who just took his first toke of the good shit) and that dude easily snatched the spotlight. Meat-Mound from Workaholics‘ attention whore (well, more of an attention whore) younger brother decided that the stupid Iowa Cock-Ass shit needed some real entertainment. So during Hillary’s speech, he danced, busted out weird faces and did mouth stretch exercises while two stickers were stuck to his cheeks. No, he wasn’t high on bath salts. He was just high on democracy (and attention)!

Mashable says that Sticker Boy’s real name is Peter Clinkscales and he’s actually Sticker Bro, because he’s a student at Drake University. Sticker Bro only showed up to Hillary’s speech, because he wanted to see a presidential candidate speak. He says he’s undecided right now. Well, I’m not undecided about whether or not Sticker Boy completely won the Iowa Caucus. He did win. And fuck age requirements, Sticker Boy/Blazer Kid 2016!

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