And The Emmy For Best Writing In A Reality Shit Show Goes To……..Pimp Mama Kris!

February 2, 2016 / Posted by:

After Kanye West dragged Amber Rose’s kid into a stupid Twitter fight with Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose exposed Kanye West’s worked-over b-hole and Kanye West farted up a non-apology, the not-at-all scripted feud ended with a meeting of the fame whores at Pimp Mama Kris‘ devil chambers last night.

Early this morning, Amber Rose and Kim Kartrashian (looking like a rubber Big Mouth Billy Bass in Predator drag) both posted the same picture on Instagram and they both used the STUNT QUEEN filter, I see. They each threw up their own caption with the pic:

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TMZ (Who else?) says that Kummy Kakes called up Amber Rose yesterday afternoon and asked her to meet her at Pimp Mama Kris’ lair so they could put their giant bouncy ball asses together and squash their beef for once and for all. TMZ’s source says that Amber met Kim at PMK’s Haus of Evil last night and they talked for a while (read: they read the lines PMK wrote for them in front of Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ kamera krew) and eventually put an end to their feud. They’re supposedly good now. Three things:

1. I’m surprised this storyline was so short. I was expecting Pimp Mama Kris to drag it out for at least 2 seasons.

2. Amber Rose better have made PMK pay her in cash, with a valid money order or with a plastic surgery gift certificate. Because PMK is the kind of wicked succubus who’d cancel Amber Rose’s check as soon she finished shooting.

3. I’m sure that in between filming their makeup scene for KUWTK, Kim took Amber aside and asked for some finger boning tips. I mean, Kanye’s tip doesn’t even get a little moist when Kim tries to prostate milk him, and he always lovingly looks at pictures of Amber Rose’s fingers while wiggling his butt…..

And Amber followed up her little fame whore stunt with Kim by going to newly-freed Blac Chyna’s party at a strip club.

Pics: Splash

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