Earlier I said that everything’s coming up CaCa, because she’s doing the Oscars and the David Bowie tribute at the Grammys. Well, add the Super Bowl 50 to the list of events that will be filled with a heavy serving of CaCa this year.
Seen above appropriating Liberace and the Bride of Frankenstein’s cultures, Lady Gaga has been announced as the yodeler who will sing out “The Star-Spangled Banner” before the (insert the name of a city or area and some animal’s name here) and the (insert the name of a different city or area and a different animal’s name here) battle it out for the title of Super Bowl 50 champions. Gaga will sort of be the appetizer to the halftime show which will star BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!! (and her back-up band called Coldsore or something rather).
The Associated Press pushed out a couple of extra details:
Lady Gaga is set to sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl on Sunday.
The NFL told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Gaga will sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California, where the Carolina Panthers will take on the Denver Broncos.
Academy Award winning actress Marlee Matlin will perform in American Sign Language during the national anthem.
Okay, they had me at Marlee Matlin. But seriously, I’m only posting this for the maybe one of you who care about the Super Bowl and are going to watch it. The rest of the world is going to be smoking a super bowl while watching a much more important and relevant event: The Puppy Bowl! And it has been announced that Harley the Wiener Dog is howling out the national anthem at the Puppy Bowl. Dlisted got the first exclusive footage of Harley in rehearsal:
And judging from that rehearsal footage alone, Harley is obviously going to show Lady CaCa up on Sunday.