Not that I ever doubted her, since there’s no bitch more committed than one with a gift wrapping room, but it turns out Candy Spelling was dead serious when she said she wasn’t handing over a dime to pay off Tori Spelling’s busted Amex bill. Instead, Tori Spelling had to go out and get a part-time job. Or at least the famous person equivalent of a part-time job.
Thanks to ET, we know that Tori Spelling is hustling for a psychic phone line. She must have blown her interview with Dionne Warwick at the Psychic Friends Network, because she had to settle for a company called Psychic Source. But I guess you can’t be that picky when you owe $38,000 to the credit card company. According to ET, Tori will serve as the Psychic Source’s celebrity partner and spokesperson. Tori says she considers herself to be an “expert” in psychics, and that her readings from Psychic Source have always been spot-on. And I’m sure every one of them began with the words “Tori, hang up the phone. I know what your bank account looks like in the future, and you can’t afford $3.99 a minute.”
No word on how many hours it will take Tori working for Psychic Source to pay off her Amex bill, but I do know she can have it paid off twice as fast if she gets The Deaner in on some of that Psychic Source action! What am I saying? Tori’s probably already got him working the phones.
“Hola, jokers – thanks for calling Psychic Source. You ready to find out what’s crappenin’ in your future? Trust me, you won’t be sorry; I can’t count the number of times I wish someone could have predicted the who-what-wheres of every morning I woke up hungover in a random tool shed with a raging case of itch dick. No, really, I can’t count that high.“
Here’s Tori while she was still on funemployment last week with her family at some Monster energy drink thing.