If your initial reaction upon reading this headline was to remark, “You know damn well Rob borrowed his mom’s car to pick up Blac Chyna, congratulations, you’re my type of petty. 2016’s poster couple for petty personified proved their unwavering love for each other when Rob Kardashian drove 1,377 miles to Austin, Texas from Los Angeles, California to pick up Blac Chyna from jail after her drunken debacle at the Austin International Airport. And because Amber Rose’s fellow sister in heaux shit is a gushing well of pettiness who wanted to prove to the Kardashian clan that she’s still the apple of Rob’s eye, she decided to beat them at their own game. The family that’s famous for turning any moment into a social media announcement or TV episode witnessed in horror (I presume) as Blac Chyna posed for a photo where she stood next to a Bentley with a Bentley Beverly Hills license plate frame. She also filmed a video of her ride out of Austin which she immediately posted to her Instagram. For those of you keeping score that’s three points for Blac Chyna.
Take it from here TMZ for all of the salacious details.
Now our Kardashian sources confirm Rob drove the Bentley 26 hours to pick Chyna up. He started the journey minutes after Chyna got arrested for public intoxication at the Austin International Airport Friday at 4:20 PM Texas time.
The pic was posted at around 12:20 PM—22 hours after her arrest. The drive is 19 hours minimum […] We’ve confirmed it’s Rob’s Bentley—the same one in which he and Blac Chyna were tooling around L.A. earlier in the week.
And like clockwork, TMZ reports that the Kardashian family is alarmed by Rob’s behavior. Apparently the family of sound moral character is fearful that Rob’s road trip is a clear sign that he’s acting irrationally and they’re worried drugs or alcohol might be behind it. The only way this relationship could irritate Pimp Mama Kris even more is if Rob and Blac Chyna landed a reality show on E! that replaced Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Pic: SnapChat via TMZ