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Cha Cha DiGregorio (as played by the late and great Annette Charles) from the Grease movie!

Tonight FOX will completely butcher (probably) and scoot a layer of bland on the classic Grease when they present their own live version starring Ryan Seacrest’s hardest-working beard ever Julianne Hough (as Sandy), Coachella Queen Vanessa Hudgens (as my idol Rizzo), Justin Bieber’s ex-babysitter Carly Rae Jepsen as Frenchy and Broadway type Aaron Tveit as Danny.

If you’re watching that tonight, you’ll probably spend the entire time screaming, “Bitch, you ain’t no Olivia Newton-John! Bitch, you ain’t no John Travolta! Where is Annette Charles when you really need her?!” So in honor of you doing that, let’s pay tribute to my second favorite Grease character after Rizzo: Cha Cha!

Cha Cha is the hottest bitch at St. Bernadette’s and the dance floor melts whenever her feet touch it. When Ch Cha hits the dance floor, straight men bust out a million nuts into their boxers as the women melt into a puddle of pure jealousy. The things Cha Cha did with a skirt are magical. She was a true artist in every way. Get into her brilliance:

One of my best childhood friends once told me that her father was somehow related to Annette Charles who played Cha Cha. For all I know that could’ve meant that her dad’s 6th cousin twice removed once had a neighbor who lived next door to Annette Charles’ manicurist. Ancestry.com’s DNA kit didn’t exist back then, so I’m not sure if she really knew how she was related to Cha Cha. But the only thing I know for sure is that I nearly passed out when she told me, because in that moment I learned that one of my friends was somehow related to an icon of the times!