Night Crumbs

After this looooong week, what we all need is to warm ourselves on Prince Hot Ginge’s glorious beard. And yes by “warm ourselves” I mean pull down our chonies and toast our b-holes on that picture. I mean, aren’t you doing that right now?  – Lainey Gossip 

Hmmm… I thought I felt some sexual tension between Matt Lauer and Tommy Girl during their infamous interview – The Superficial 

You know you’re hard-up when you get the tingles over Michael Phelps in a Speedo at a college basketball game – Towleroad

Tom Hiddleston wants to get on Jessica Chastain again – Celebitchy

Vicki Gunvalson has a new piece and hopefully this one won’t fake having cancer – Reality Tea 

Christie Brinkely is hot. That Canadian tuxedo, however….. – Hollywood Tuna 

Zayn Malik’s new music video looks like a DeviantArt nightmare – Drunken Stepfather

I can’t snowboard worth shit, so of course this little girl is better than me in that department – The Berry 

A Check is a Check: The Kevin Spacey Edition – Egotastic! 

But why didn’t the snake mistake the busted wig on Kaley Cuoco’s head for a long-haired guinea pig in trauma and attack it? – Popsugar

Wait, Tumblr is getting rid of porn? THERE IS NO GOD! – Boy Culture

So, here’s a lady shark eating a dude shark – Starcasm

And here’s more of Rita Ora’s nipples, because I know that’s what you’ve been asking for today – Celebslam

If you were an 8th grader in the 90s, RiRi is stealing your look! – Popoholic

I don’t know who this is but I’m linking to him because MAN ASS – OMG Blog

Netflix is bringing back the Gilmore Girls – Just Jared

Pic: Getty