Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Nano, the cat stuck inside of the body of a 20-year-old Norwegian woman!

If you’ve ever found yourself falling deeper and deeper into a k-hole of WHAT THE FUCK by going through the “otherkin” tag on Tumblr or reading about “otherkins” on the Internet, then this Hot Slut of the Day is going to bring back memories of you laughing through the confusion as you read about that stuff. Otherkins are non-humans who say that they were born in the body of the wrong species. A good example of an otherkin all of us know is Pimp Mama Kris. You know, she’s a blood demon from Hell stuck in the body of what looks like a human. But today’s HSOTD is a much kindler and gentler otherkin.

In an interview that was posted on YouTube, Nano says that when she was 16, she realized that she’s a house cat in the body of a human. I see you bitches saying that she should get a reality show called I Am Cat.

Nano hates water, hisses at dogs in public, likes looking at things, sleeps in sinks (????), has a super sense of hearing, can see better than humans at night, prefers to crawl around on all fours and has tried to catch a mouse. Nano also has piercings, wears fake eyelashes and dresses like a goth 9th grader like all cats do. If your cats don’t do that, then they’re not cat-ing right. Nano’s psychologist tells her that it’s just a “phase” and she’ll grow out of it, but she thinks that she’ll forever be a cat.

What will really convince you that Nano is a pussy on the inside is that she is fluent in the complicated language of Meowenese. Nano and her friend Sven, who has a cat personality on the inside, meow at each other and they know exactly what the other one is saying!

You know, I like sleeping as much as possible, I silently judge humans all the time and I lift my b-hole into the air whenever somebody touches my ass, so maybe I’m a cat on the inside too.

But really, that video failed to show me a really important detail. Does Nano shit in a litter box or does she balance on the edge of a toilet as she pisses into it? A sequel to Nano’s story better be on its way, because there are questions that need answers!

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