Chelsea Handler And Bobby Flay Went Out On A Date

January 29, 2016 / Posted by:

When Chelsea Handler was on Ellen last week, she said that she was going out on a date that night. Everybody probably figured she was going to steal Heather McDonald’s husband for talking shit about her. But no, Chelsea said she was going out on a date with a famous dude some friends set her up with. Page Six says that famous dude was Bobby Flay. Why did the scent of vodka, chili powder and salmon jerky suddenly fill my nostrils?

A source tells Page Six that Chelsea and newly-ish divorced Bobby had dinner at Blue Plate Oysterette in Santa Monica on Wednesday night. The source also said that they looked flirty but no “funny business” went on. Damn, that source is throwing shade at Chelsea’s comedy skills. That source must be Heather McDonald.

“It looked like a date,” a witness told Page Six.

Although our spy didn’t observe any funny business, the pair sat at a back corner table and did look “flirty.” They pulled up to the restaurant in the same car.

It was just one date and who knows if it went anywhere, but I’m still mad at Page Six for sharing this shit with all of us. Because as soon as I read it my brain pushed out the image of Chelsea and Bobby rubbing their sweaty, sun-dried leather bodies against each other. And I bet that right before Bobby stuck it in, he said, “But ask yourself this, are you ready for a Throwdown?

Pic: Wenn.com

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