Rob Kartrashian is probably begging his family to rent him a private jet so he can fly to Austin, TX and stand outside of the police station with a “FREE CHYNA” sign. Because the big-assed plastic Real Doll who is currently his full-time fuck partner was arrested at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport after she allegedly caused a drunken scene on a flight from L.A. The flames of Hell are burning high tonight as Lucifer’s proudest creation Pimp Mama Kris cackles into the air.
TMZ says that Blac Chyna (born name: Angela Renee White) was headed for London and she had a layover in Austin. Blac Chyna was apparently such a boozed-up disaster on the flight from L.A. to Austin that the crew called in the cops who were at the gate when the plane landed. Someone who was on the plane tells TMZ that Blac Chyna was wasted and only stopped fighting for a second to tie her Yeezys. Pro tip: If you plan to get angry drunk on a flight, don’t wear lace-up shoes. They’ll only get in the way of you fighting with everyone.
An eyewitness tells TMZ, Chyna appeared “heavily intoxicated” on the plane and was “fighting” with a flight attendant, acting “like a drunken fool.” Another eyewitness says, at one point she screamed, “Y’all got no respect for me. I gotta tie my shoes. Let me tie my Yeezys.”
When Blac Chyna got off the plane, she called an airline employee a “nasty bitch” as she ran toward her connecting flight. The cops put her in handcuffs and arrested her. She was crying when they took her away. She was booked for public intoxication.
You know how we always say that the boyfriends and husbands of the Kartrashians are kursed and find their lives in the gutter (see: Lamar Odom and Scott Disick)? Well, I guess the same goes for the girlfriends of the Kartrashians too. But damn, I didn’t know Pimp Mama Kris worked this fast. I’ll never underestimate her black magic skills again.
UPDATE: Blac Chyna also had 1 gram (but no more than 4 grams) of some kind of shit on her because she was also charged with drug possession. PMK is pulling out all the stops!