Amber Rose Wasn’t Surprised That Kanye West Trashed Her

Since Amber Rose shut down Kanye West’s hilarious Waves-induced meltdown by telling everyone his b-hole gets hungry for finger boning action, a lot of shit has happened. Wiz Khalifa shouted “fuck Kanye” at a show in Argentina, porn star Lisa Ann threatened to put out dick pics Kanye supposedly sent her a while back and Time released an op-ed piece that Amber Rose wrote about how she’s been slut-shamed so much in her life that she doesn’t even care what people think anymore. And in an interview with the podcast Allegedly that airs in full tomorrow, Amber got into the shit that Kanye said about her during his tweet fight with the father of her son. In case you forgot, here’s a few of the stones that broke every wall in Kanye’s glass house full of fame whores:

“You let a stripper trap you.”

“I know you mad every time you look at your child that this girl got you for 18 years.”

“You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me.”

TMZ posted a preview of her interview on Allegedly and in it, she said that she would’ve kept her tweets to herself if Kanye didn’t drag her son into it. But as soon as he went there, she let everybody smell her finger.

“I would never talk about kids in an argument. It just shows the type of person he is. Even him saying stuff about my son, I still didn’t say anything about his kids. I’m not going to. This is ridiculous. They’re innocent babies. You don’t ever, ever talk about a baby, ever. That just shows how fucking ridiculous he is.”

Amber also said that she’s not at all surprised that Kanye pissed on her (“Baby, why don’t you ever do that to me?!” – Kim) like that, because that’s what he does:

“Um, no. Because I know him. I know he’s a fucking clown. The crazy thing is he came out with a song last week saying that I had my son for a meal ticket. I didn’t even say anything. I was just like, man, he’s a cornball. I’m not saying shit. Then he’s on the Internet like, ‘A stripper trapped you, Wiz.’ But like you took me around the world. We dated for like 2 years. But you’re talking shit about Wiz and my baby? He still talks about me in songs. He still talks about me all day.”

If you read that as, “I know he fucks clowns,” that works too. And really, there’s an easy explanation for why Kanye is obsessed with Amber. Amber’s prostate massage game must be so next level that it drives dudes crazy, or in Kanye’s case, drives crazy douches even crazier. So Kanye is always talking about her because he’s fingermatized. That’s it.

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