Night Crumbs

January 27, 2016 / Posted by:

56-year-old Allison Janney says that she’s not going to marry her 35-year-old piece because she doesn’t believe in the institution of marriage. Translation: She’s having too much fun dropping her coochie on some young dick and she doesn’t want to ruin it with stupid marriage – Celebitchy

Beyonce may be 5 months knocked up and I won’t believe it until the second half of the Super Bowl game is cancelled because she announced her pregnancy during the halftime show and everyone was sent home to pray to our new chosen one – Lainey Gossip 

A source claims that Bravo is demanding that NeNe Leakes goes back to being a full-time cast mess of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. NeNe should go back for the check alone, because it’s obvious that she’s no longer a rich bitch since she’s wearing wigs she pulled out of Kim Zolciak’s trash can – Reality Tea 

A chick who wrongly accused Fist Brown of hitting her got naked on the Internet – The Superficial 

Some rugby player you’ve probably never heard of is most likely going to get fired for dry humping a dog and pissing on a chair at a party – Drunken Stepfather

And since my last two links have featured true A-list superstars, let’s keep it going with these pictures of Lea Thompson’s daughter in W Magazine – Hollywood Tuna 

Someone hates Diane Kruger and that someone is whoever made her wear that busted outfit – Popoholic

Well, well, well, another anti-gay lawmaker got caught trolling for dick and man ass on Grindr – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus confirmed that she’s going to work with Woody Allen by saying “fuck yeah” and “here I cummmmm” in an Instagram post. Yeah, when you find a homemade recipe for brain bleach, pass it to me, because I’m going to need a whole lot of that shit too – WWTDD

Behold, the key party coke den of my dreams! – Jezebel

Wonky McValtrex’s ex boyfriend’s nudes have supposedly leaked, but I don’t think it’s him. I mean, there’s no warts on the dick in those pics – Boy Culture

Matthew Perry doesn’t remember 3 seasons of Friends and I have him beat, because I barely remember all 10 seasons of it – Pajiba

Nikki Cox or Alyssa Milano with rubber lips? – SOW

Zayn Malik really didn’t want to be in the group that made him a multi-millionaire – Just Jared

But who cares about him when there’s some REAL British music news to announce: All Saints is reuniting! – HuffPo

Pic: Getty

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