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Malibu Musk!
If you were a kid of the late 80s who wasn’t refined or sophisticated enough for Designer Imposter fragrances and you were too carefree and natural for Exclamation and way too much of a grown adult for Electric Youth, you went to the drugstore and bought Malibu Musk body spray! Malibu Musk came out in 1989 and it was made by the same makers as Designer Imposters so everyone knew it had to be the highest of quality.
Today, Malibu smells like exhaust from all the damn traffic on PCH, burnt Botox and fear from the people who know that Caitlyn Jenner’s drivers license is still valid and she’s still on the loose. But in 1989 and the early 90s, Malibu smelled like sunshine and freshness! Actually I remember it smelling like hairspray and rotten fruit dipped in sugar.
And the song in the commercial….
If you want to make it funky and smell like something crazy in the air, you can buy a brand new bottle of Malibu Musk on eBay for $35.00. Some people on perfume forums claim they’ve seen Malibu Musk at Walgreens. I’ve never seen it. If I do ever see it at Rite-Aid or whatever, my hair will spiral perm itself, my shirt will turn into an oversized B.U.M. t-shirt and my shoes will transform into British Knights. So I hope I see Malibu Musk at a drugstore one day.