Rapper B.o.B Is A Flat Earth Truther

January 25, 2016 / Posted by:

B.o.B., who did that song “Airplanes,” spent his his weekend trying to open the sheeple minds of his 2 million Twitter followers by proving that the Earth is flat. The only thing he really proved is that Sherri Shepherd was his homeschool science teacher. I bet that he really believes that airplanes in the night sky are actual shootin’ stars.

B.o.B. regularly uses his Twitter page to spill out all of the conspiracy theories that are in his brain. And he really went for it while trying to tell us in dozens of tweets that NASA and the government are filling our heads with lies, because the Earth is flat and he has photographic proof!

He started by tweeting this picture and he dared us round Earth truthers to point out the curve to him.

B.o.B. was once like us and believed all the lies the government force fed his brain until he really opened up his eyes and realized that the Earth is more of a pancake than a donut hole. I’m also going to guess that B.o.B. became a flat Earth truther after sharing a few joints with Jaden Smith while watching YouTube conspiracy videos. You know how potent Jaden’s weed is.

Tila Tequila also believes that the planet is flat and one rule of life is to believe the exact opposite of what Tila Tequila believes, but B.o.B. isn’t following that rule. He has more proof! He tweeted some text from flat Earth books:

And long before Beyonce used fans to make her weaves dance in the wind, B.o.B. thinks NASA used fans to make the flag dance in the wind in their staged photo of the moon landing:

He also brain burped up this amazing quote:

B.o.B. went on and on and on, and finally, Neil deGrasse Tyson stepped in to try to set a trick straight:

B.o.B. hasn’t directly responded yet, but I’m sure that when he does, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s mind will be blown.

I know that Neil deGrasse Tyson tweeted a lot of fancy science shit, but it’s the “Duude” that got me. That’s straight guy talk for “Bitch, I can’t!” And seriously, most of us are laughing now, but we won’t be laughing after we fall off of the side of the FLAT EARTH and land on a giant turtle’s head.

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