I used to watch The Girls Next Door (something my brain still hasn’t forgiven me for), and I always thought that if anyone was going to run full-tilt towards a normal life when the show ended, it would be Bridget Marquardt’s chronically not-into-it dog Wednesday. I never counted on Holly Madison being the married-with-two-kids type; she really seemed more like the crushing-boner-pills-into-Heff’s-apple-sauce-till-death-do-them-part type. But here we are.
Holly called up People and spilled the news that her husband of two years, Pasquale Rotella, put a second baby into her body. Holly and Pasquale are already parents to a two-and-a-half year old daughter named Rainbow Aurora Rotella. Holly says she’s “so excited“, and that her second pregnancy will be more enjoyable than the first because she’ll know what to expect this time around. She went ahead and confirmed that she was pregnant again on Instagram by throwing up an old picture of her kissing newborn Rainbow with the caption: “Can’t wait for another little one to join the family in August!”
Because she was lucky and her call was picked up by a receptionist instead of going straight to People’s general voicemail box, Holly gave more information about the baby living inside her. Like that she thinks it’s a boy. She also confirmed that Rainbow Aurora won’t be the only one in the family with a WTF-worthy name. Holly says she already has a few names picked out for Baby #2, but won’t say what they are. Since her first kid’s name sounds like it was picked at random from the toy section of a 1980’s Sears Wish Book, I’m going to guess that Holly’s new baby will be named either Jenga He-Man or G.I. Glo Worm.
In the event you really want to see what a barely-pregnant Holly Madison looks like, here she is strolling the red carpet at the opening night of Jennifer Lopez’s Vegas show on Wednesday.