Open Post: Hosted By Kate Hudson Showing Off Her Ass Crack For Nick Jonas
Kate Hudson’s ASSistant posted this picture of her putting her nalgas on display in a bathtub all the way back in November and no one really saw it until today when UsWeekly wet farted up the story behind her behind.
Kate supposedly started dropping her 36-year-old cooze on Nick Jonas’ 23-year-old peen back in September, but things were only casual and they stopped bumping it for a while. A source tells UsWeekly that Kate wanted to lure Nick back into her fuck parts so she got her assistant to post a picture of her cub bait ass on Instagram. I know, there’s so much water in that tub and yet she’s still thirsty. Since Nick is a gold medal-winning gay baiter, Kate should’ve written “Gay Club Here” over her butt cheeks if she really, really wanted him to pay a visit to her ass.
Kate’s Jonas bait worked because they’re doing it again. Kate’s uncensored ass crack is after the jump.
If all it takes to get Nick Jonas on your ass is to post a picture of it in a tub on Instagram, then I better get my camera-ready cheeks in a tub and get on it. And you better cover your eyes because it’s going to be nowhere in the vicinity of pretty.