Night Crumbs

January 22, 2016 / Posted by:

The hillbilly chipmunk and the Hemsworth who isn’t Thor got re-engaged. The only good thing that can come out of this is that Miley Cyrus’ oh-so-edgy-hippie-raver act rubs off on Liam Hemsworth and he starts posting pictures of his pink-dyed dick bush and stripper glitter-covered ass cheeks on Instagram – Lainey Gossip 

Please, everyone knows that Brad Pitt’s new face was made with the pristine skin of the virgins that St. Angie Jolie catches and drains of blood – Celebitchy

Prepare to overdose on potent class when you lay your eyes upon Mimi in a Louis Vuitton bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Fox tried to pay Gillian Anderson half of what David Duchovny was making, but Scully was not having it – Jezebel

Oh, Justin Bieber just really, really wanted Ariana Grande Latte to spit on his donut hole – The Superficial 

Ramona Singer from The Real Housewrecks of New York City is going to start selling hair. If it’s the same quality as Ramona Pinot Grigio, you’d probably be better off buying your hair from a dirty mop – Reality Tea 

Macklemore put out an almost 9 minute-long song about white privilege and he shits on Iggy Azalea and Miley Cyrus in it. I’m going to need to do something stronger than the good shit to press play on that – IDLYITW

I already have Monday brain, because it took me way too long to realize that Megan Fox’s kid doesn’t have a black plate taped to his face in real life – Popoholic

Ray-J just fell in love… – WWTDD

Watching this hot piece get out of a tub full of putty tells me that putty would still make a better ass lube than KY Jelly – Towleroad

WONDER CHICHIS presented by Kelly BrookHollywood Tuna 

What in the hell did this dog do to deserve to be compared to Jabba the Trump?  – The Berry 

Will Smith’s first wife denie$ that she caught him butt servicing Benny Medina Boy Culture

Jon Gosselin went on a TV show to cry about something again – Starcasm

Stephanie Tanner is engaged and PLOT TWIST, she’s not engaged to Harry Takayama! – Popsugar

Zac Efron’s doctor still hasn’t cured his allergic reaction to shirts and again, I’m not going to bitch about it. But I am going to bitch about how the prop department needs to pump up his bulge – Just Jared

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