Night Crumbs
The hillbilly chipmunk and the Hemsworth who isn’t Thor got re-engaged. The only good thing that can come out of this is that Miley Cyrus’ oh-so-edgy-hippie-raver act rubs off on Liam Hemsworth and he starts posting pictures of his pink-dyed dick bush and stripper glitter-covered ass cheeks on Instagram – Lainey Gossip
Please, everyone knows that Brad Pitt’s new face was made with the pristine skin of the virgins that St. Angie Jolie catches and drains of blood – Celebitchy
Prepare to overdose on potent class when you lay your eyes upon Mimi in a Louis Vuitton bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Fox tried to pay Gillian Anderson half of what David Duchovny was making, but Scully was not having it – Jezebel
Oh, Justin Bieber just really, really wanted Ariana Grande Latte to spit on his donut hole – The Superficial
Ramona Singer from The Real Housewrecks of New York City is going to start selling hair. If it’s the same quality as Ramona Pinot Grigio, you’d probably be better off buying your hair from a dirty mop – Reality Tea
Macklemore put out an almost 9 minute-long song about white privilege and he shits on Iggy Azalea and Miley Cyrus in it. I’m going to need to do something stronger than the good shit to press play on that – IDLYITW
I already have Monday brain, because it took me way too long to realize that Megan Fox’s kid doesn’t have a black plate taped to his face in real life – Popoholic
Ray-J just fell in love… – WWTDD
Watching this hot piece get out of a tub full of putty tells me that putty would still make a better ass lube than KY Jelly – Towleroad
WONDER CHICHIS presented by Kelly Brook – Hollywood Tuna
What in the hell did this dog do to deserve to be compared to Jabba the Trump? – The Berry
Will Smith’s first wife denie$ that she caught him butt servicing Benny Medina – Boy Culture
Jon Gosselin went on a TV show to cry about something again – Starcasm
Stephanie Tanner is engaged and PLOT TWIST, she’s not engaged to Harry Takayama! – Popsugar
Zac Efron’s doctor still hasn’t cured his allergic reaction to shirts and again, I’m not going to bitch about it. But I am going to bitch about how the prop department needs to pump up his bulge – Just Jared