Hot Slut Of The Day!
Emilian Sava, the heroic sanitation worker who erased a giant snow dick in a Swedish town and replaced it with an even bigger snow dick!
Over the weekend, a peen-loving artiste (or artistes) risked their life (or lives) by going out onto a frozen moat in King’s Park in Gothenburg to create a gigantic masterpeen in the freshly fallen snow. The original snow drawing, which was most likely an ode to Alexander Skarsgard’s Swedish crotch sausage (I’m guessing that’s what they were going for), looked like this:
For reasons my dick-obsessed mind will never ever understand, some prude cock haters in Sweden did not appreciate that magnificent uncut peen with perky nuts on the ice. TheLocal.se (via Abroath) says that the HIGH ART haters demanded that park officials commit a vicious sin by erasing the snow dick. At first workers said that they couldn’t clean up that beautiful, beautiful dick portrait because the ice was too thin. They tried to do it with brooms but that didn’t work. The glorious snow dick was there to stay….. until sanitation workers were able to clean it up. The workers rubbed that big snow peen out (and not in a sexy way) and it was a sad, sad day for Sweden, Gothenburg and dick lovers. But then a Facebook group called “Restore The Snow Penis” set up a campaign to bring the abominable snow peen back to the moat in King’s Park. They cried that the snow dick must make its grand return for the sake of artistic freedom!
Emilian Sava, one of the dudes who helped with the cleanup, heard their cries and he and some of his co-workers made everyone’s big white dick dreams come true by re-creating it on an even grander scale. Emilian and his fellow snow dick saints made another peen that’s so gigantic it can’t be seen from the ground (see: the beautiful pic at the top). After giving the snow dick a penis enlargement, Emilian said this about the snow job to local newspaper GT:
“At least now no one can get offended by the penis. It can’t be seen from the ground, however, a helicopter pilot that flies over it can get a good laugh.”
Emilian is an artistic genius who somehow managed to make a work of art that is more brilliant than the original. It’s like “Ice Capades Presents… The Hammaconda On Ice!” If I lived in Gothenburg, I’d probably be in the ER with hypothermia of the b-hole, because I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to scoot all over that mega snow dick.
Pics: TheLocal/Emilian Sava, @bartlup