Sorry, Tori, But Candy Spelling Isn’t Saving Your Broke Ass From Amex

January 20, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above giving you Japanese Chin in the headlights at a UNICEF event last week, Candy Spelling let it be known that she’s not going to release her death grip on the late Aaron Spelling’s fortune to pay her daughter’s long overdue American Express bill. Since it is a year that begins with 2, Tori Spelling is once again injecting craft resin instead of Botox into her mug, because she’s still rich people poor. It’s been reported that Amex has hit Tori with a lawsuit for not paying her bill since June. Tori owes Amex just under $38,000. Tori tried to put a dent in her debt by giving Amex a check for $1,070, but that shit bounced faster than….well…faster than a Tori Spelling check.

Candy Spelling is reportedly worth $600 million so she could easily pull a diamond-encrusted booger out of her nose and use it to pay Tori’s AMEX bill. The monthly HOA fee on Candy Spelling’s $47 million opulent penthouse is probably more than Tori’s Amex bill. But Mama Candy isn’t dropping a cent into Tori’s overdue Amex balance. Candy left a restaurant last night and TMZ stopped her to ask her if she’s going to help a trick out. Candy said that she’s already wearing a Captain-Save-A-Broke-Ho hat, because she makes sure that Tori and her grandkids aren’t going to be homeless by paying for their house and food. Candy covers all of the necessities but she refuses to pay extras. So yeah, Candy is still hitting that red button on her solid gold-covered iPhone every time Tori calls her ass.

Whatever, Tori Spelling doesn’t need her mom’s money. I’m sure that Tori will get a multi-million dollar settlement from that stupid Benihana lawsuit. If that doesn’t happen, she can always pull her kids out of school and make them search the trash cans and dumpsters of Chino Hills for that unclaimed winning Powerball ticket. And if that doesn’t work out for her, she and Dean McDermott can always “leak that sex tape of them rubbing their slimy reptile bodies against each other. What am I saying? That could actually happen. SANTO DIOS! Candy, reach into your coin purse and pay Tori’s Amex bill now. Do it for the eyeballs of humanity!

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