Open Post: Hosted By The Porn Iguana And Her Creepy Husband Spreading Their Love In Beverly Hills

January 19, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

And I see you spreading your mouth lips to wet heave into your palm……because Courtney Stodden’s natural beauty is too much for you to take, of course.

With so much heartbreak and sadness in this world, it should warm the core of your cold soul knowing that the love between creepy-faced Doug Hutchison and his teenage bride turned Real Doll Courtney Stodden lives on even after their fake break-up. Marriages are eating shit left and right, but we can always count on Doug and The Porn Iguana to keep love alive by stage kissing in front of a paparazzo who only showed up because he has some time to kill before he has to take pictures of Ashley Tisdale walking to her car.

On a positive note, Courtney IS the most talented trick in Hollywood and she never ever gets the credit she deserves. Just look at her. She’s balancing on a hooker stilt while holding up two concrete ball chichis as she kisses on a gross make-up-less clown. I’d like to see Meryl Streep do that.

Pics: Wenn.com

Tags: Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison, Open Post

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