Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 18, 2016 / Posted by:

The blazer that stole the show at last night’s Democratic debate!

The media is a mess and they never focus on what really matters. That became 100% clear to me again last night and this morning when all they did was cover the “talking points,” or whatever, of last night’s Democratic debate instead of giving all of their air time to the blazer of the night! Who cares about the words that came out of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton’s mouths? Every serious journalist and serious cable news network should be covering that breakout star blazer in detail. At the end of the debate, Hillary Clinton shook hands with a dude whose blazer immediately shot past her in the poll in my heart. If that abstract fruit salad blazer was wallpaper, Maude would definitely hang it in her kitchen.

There are so many questions. Like, is blazer master Don Cherry finally donating his stunningly gorgeous blazers to youngins in need of real style? Is the youngin’ somehow related to Liberace and he inherited Liberace’s casual Thanksgiving day blazer? A reader told me that the gorgeous blazer wearer is a YouTube star, but since I’m not a 15-year-old girl named Brittani, I don’t know if this is a fact or not.

And in the few seconds that Hillary talked to the owner of that amazing technicolor dream blazer, I’m sure she asked him where he got that fabric, because she wants to make a pantsuit gown with a matching srunchie out of it for the inaugural ball.

Pic: @maxthegirl (Thanks, Dory, Richard and PJ)

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