Anne Hathaway Wants Everybody To Leave Jennifer Lawrence Alooooooooooone

And I need to leave your eyeballs alooooone, because I am not right for posting this picture of Anne Hathaway cackling before using her Stonehenge ass teeth to chomp on your soul.

Anne Hathaway’s Oscar campaign for Les Miserables was about as annoying as a flea bite on your ass ring and it turned the Internet against her. Since Anne Hathaway knows what it’s like being the MOST HATED WOMAN ON THE INTERNET, she is defending her fellow privileged rich movie star Jennifer Lawrence. JLaw got the “mega asshole” label stamped onto her forehead at the Golden Globes after she slapped down a reporter in the press room. The reporter asked her a question and she stopped to tell him to stop looking at his phone, bro. I thought that he was reading his question off of his phone, but the word is that he was taking pictures and video of her and wasn’t making eye contact. JLaw wasn’t into that so she let a trick have it. We’ve all pretty much moved on from it, but not Anne Hathaway. The original Jennifer Lawrence  posted this note to you, the Internet, on Facebook:

Dear the Internet,

It’s become pretty clear that the Jennifer Lawrence “scolding” was taken out of context and that she was dryly joking with a journalist who was indeed using his phone to take photos of her.
Let’s not continue the sad but common practice of building people – especially women- up just to viciously tear them down when we perceive them to have misstepped. Jennifer is a beautiful, talented, wildly successful, popular, FOUR TIME OSCAR NOMINATED young woman. Please let us not punish her for these things.

Sincerely,
A J-Law fan
‪#‎supportstrongwomen‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬ ‪#‎whycantwegiveloveonemorechance‬

Did Anne Hathaway Kanye-size the part about Jennifer Lawrence being a FOUR TIME OSCAR NOMINATED actress, because when someone is nominated for an Oscar, they become an untouchable God and we must bow down to them? Or did she mean it in a “Can you believe that 25-year-old has four Oscar nominations while I, a triple threat thespian, only has 2?” sort of way?

And while reading Anne Hathaway’s defense of Jennifer Lawrence, I kept waiting for her to summon the eye rolls by sounding like your melodramatic auntie who always posts ~inspirational~ quotes on Facebook. She waited until the very end but she did it with: #whycantwegiveloveonemorechance. I bet she sang that hashtag too.

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