Night Crumbs

Happy National Dress Up Your Pet Day! Or as pets call it, Happy I’m Going To Eat Your Face Off When You Fall Asleep, Bitch Day! – Reality Tea

FYI: That Hemsworth dude who isn’t Thor stepped back and waited for Miley Cyrus to mature by twerking on everything so their true love could continue – Lainey Gossip

Today was a sad, shitty day, so here’s a hairy and muscly Daniel Radcliffe to take you up, up and away for a second – Celebitchy

And if a hairy and muscly Harry Potter ain’t for you, here’s that one Burger King model’s wet nipples – Drunken Stepfather

Because you cannot go on another day without hearing Mike Tyson’s thoughts about the presidential election, here’s the pigeon whisperer’s thoughts about the presidential election – The Superficial

Demi Lovato says that Wilmer Valderrama waited until she got older to date her. To which the world said, “HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA” – IDLYITW

Buff pocket hotties alert! – Towleroad

Adele raps…and yup, still better than Iggy Azalea – SOW

Nicki Minaj agrees, pretty much – Popsugar

What in North Korea Dear Leader HELL is this performance of Jabba the Trump’s theme song? Call CPS! – Just Jared 

Anne Hathaway is giving me 90s pregnant goth mom going to the gym after a business meeting – Popholic

This is what HGTV stars are paid and I hope that Sandra Rinomato of Property Virgins was paid three times more when she was the real star of HGTV – Starcasm

Like a freshly bloomed rose petal in spring… – The Nip Slip 

This man kissing his baby looks like Khlozilla’s ass at 5 o’clock – The Berry 

Okay, so now I want to see Chris Pratt and Cisco Adler in a ball-off – Popsugar

Pic: @courtneyastodden