Leonardo DiCatchAHo Doesn’t Know If He Wants To Bring Babies Into This World

January 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo talked about having kids with Rolling Stone and that’s not surprising. What’s really surprising is that a picture of Leo made the cover and not a picture of human fart bubble Sean Penn farting in front of El Chapo. What a missed opportunity.

Leonardo did an interview with Rolling Stone where he mostly talked about The Revenant and how as an eco warrior, he’s always worrying about how humanity has turned the planet into one giant toxic dumpster. As Leo rides in a gas-sucking private jet, his brain spits out anguished thoughts about how we’re sucking the earth dry of its resources. But also during the interview at a restaurant, Leo stopped for a second to “coo” over a little girl. You can roll your eyes at that all you want, but a trick’s gotta hustle. Politicians kiss babies for votes and movie stars coo at babies for that OSCUH. Leo didn’t really answer the question because he didn’t want his words getting twisted around:

Asked whether he has time in his life for starting a family after he coos over a little girl at a restaurant, DiCaprio answers, “Do you mean do I want to bring children into a world like this? If it happens, it happens.” Then the actor takes the Fifth. “I’d prefer not to get into specifics about it, just because then it becomes something that is misquoted. But yeah. I don’t know. To articulate how I feel about it is just gonna be misunderstood.”

I think Leo really wanted to say that he doesn’t want to bring more humans into this shitty, shitty world, and a playpen really won’t look good on his yacht, but now is not the time to piss off an Oscar voter. Besides, Leo is already a daddy to 20-something blonde models.

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Pics: Rolling Stone/Mark Seliger

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