Open Post: Hosted By More Pics Of Jude Law As The Pope

Jude Law is back in Venice, Italy shooting that HBO series where he plays a young Pope. I have a feeling that there’s much more to the plot than just Jude Law being a pope whose dick bush hasn’t completely turned a bright shade of white yet. I bet that halfway through the series, we’ll find out that Jude Law isn’t human at all. He’s actually an Old Navy mannequin who left the retail game to live out his dream of being the head bitch of the Catholic church. I mean, that’s the only explanation for why Jude Law has forty layers of thick car paint on his face and it looks like he can only clean his plastic silver fox hair with Windex. This isn’t the Young Pope. This is the Mannequin Pope. He looks like a middle-aged Max Headroom as the Pope

That being said, I still would, but only if he keeps that Catholic yarmulke on his plastic hair.

Pics: AP, Wenn.com