Ricky Gervais And Mad Mel Reunited And It Was Beautiful
When Ricky Gervais roasted hos at the Golden Globes in 2010, he made some Mel Gibson jokes including one about how no man loves booze the way Mad Mel loves booze. Well, the hairy leather nutsack was back at the Golden Globes last night to introduce a clip from Mad Max: Fury Road and Ricky once again stuck that microwaved hot dog to the end of a stick and roasted that bitch.
Ricky Gervais introduced the charbroiled piece of rage jerky and he made a few jokes about Mel being a drunk, Jew-hating mess while doing so. When Mel came out, he pretty much called Ricky Gervais a piece of shit and let everyone know that he’s got a train wreck of a colon since he has to get a colonoscopy every 3 years. I was surprised that Mel didn’t roll out a hot tub and tell Ricky to blow him before jacuzzi. Ricky came back out and made Alan Cumming’s Arthur the Aardvark-looking ass gasp by asking Mel Gibson what in the fuck does sugar tits mean. The look that covered Mel Gibson’s barbecue sauce-basted face was priceless. It was definitely a “I’ll bury you in the rose garden” face.
You may think that by “I’ll put you to sleep in other ways,” Mel means that he’ll gladly punch the shit out of Ricky Gervais. But no, no no… Mel Gibson is TOTALLY changed and he’s no longer an angry and violent ass wart. What he meant was that he’ll put Ricky Gervais to sleep by making Ricky watch Apocalypto.