The paparazzi should expect to get a MAN DOWN CODE call from Ben Affleck late tonight, because tomorrow, he’s going to need to do an emergency staged photo shoot at the Farmer’s Market where he and his best brofriend Matt Damon look happier than ever while shopping for vegetables. Because at the Golden Globes tonight, Ricky Gervais introduced Matt Damon “as the only person who Ben Affleck hasn’t been unfaithful to.” Matt Damon laughed. I saw you laugh Matt Damon!
It was totally one of those, “It’s funny, because it’s true,” kind of laughs. I’m sure later tonight, Matt Damon will be seen in the lobby of that hotel, saying, “Baby, I’m sorry, it was just a joke,” into the phone and the other trick on the line will obviously be Ben Affleck.